Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe has "declared war on the entire Universe”, said Opposition Leader Morgan Tsvangirai from inside the Dutch embassy in the capital Harare.
"It's not an election, that is what we keep saying, it is a self inflated egotistical grab for the Universe, he plans to build a new homestead on Mars and start mining the Moon for space truffles" Mr Tsvangirai, who has withdrawn from Friday's presidential run-off and sought diplomatic protection, has told a News Free News reporter.
When news of the move to 'take over the Universe' spread to the White House President Bush is quoted as saying. " well he can't have the Universe,...it's mine, it's mine, it's mine (whilst stamping his foot several times).
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