Supreme Court Rules American Citizens Have Right to Own Guns

On Thursday, the United States Supreme Court issued a historic ruling on the right of Americans to own guns. The nation's highest court ruled that the United States Constitution protects the rights of individuals to own handguns for self-defense in their homes. Five justices supported the decision. Four opposed it.

President George W Bush said he welcomes the decision stating " we have a saying in Texas, who needs a edumacation and readin stuff when you can have a gun!"

Experts predict the move will lead to an increase in gun related crime, drugs, car jackings and even more hip hop and rap artists.

Critics claim there is an alternate motive for the new ruling claiming that a mix of guns and the worlds stupidest nation can only help to increase the country's average IQ.